*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
if my confidence matched up with how nervous i get maybe I wouldn’t crack under pressure.
For all you kids worried that the choices you make at 18 determine the rest of your life, please keep in mind that Retta (Donna from Parks and Rec) is a Duke-trained chemist who spent her 20s making HIV medication.